My family is cool.

My parents, Bill and Susan are cool. Bill used to race sailboats on Lake Ontario, Susan owns a 1966 Corvette.

My brothers, Will and Topher are cool. Will was in a band called Bitchslap that played in my house at college with Bikini Kill, and now teaches elementary school in Connecticut. Topher was in a power reggae band in college, now he is in law school down in Washington, DC. He also likes to comment on present-day culture, and he is a big fan of Weezer.

If you are so inclined, please check out my family tree.